Series of Regrettable Events

God didn't settle somewhere in a shelf of Heaven, or in the Carribean, nor in barren deserts, or moist wastelands. He didn't hide with a woman, or an angel, he hid with the gods and monsters. God hid in perdition, where he could not be found. "Well motherfucker, looks like we need to have a talk about Where's Waldo," growled Gabriel.