Dimensional Ring

I take a nap, wake up in a dream, given a ring, then get sent to the world of Lord of the Rings? Now I need to learn to defend myself because the war hasn't started yet. Wait a moment though, aren't girls in times like these thought to be weak? Now I have to masquerade as a human male while surviving a war. This is going to be fun, isn't it. *Slight OcxLegolasxOc*