Harry Potter and the Brave New World

Not related in any way to Shakespeare's The Tempest or Aldous Huxley's novel, just thought it sounded good. AU of the first book where Harry has suffered physical abuse from the Dursley's, Hermione and Harry become close friends and Ron is sorted into a different house, but which one is it? *Cue "oooo" and moving hands strangely*. Basically just having fun with the series, enjoy.