Reading the Deathly Hallows

A book from the future falls into the hands of Dolores Umbridge, so what does she do with it? She reads it out to everyone, of course! NO PAIRINGS AS OF YET, MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS PS: If you haven't read the books and have only watched the films, die. I will update by the 3000th viewer, and there have been IHaveNoIdea so far. KEEP READING! :-) Rated T for swearing. LOL