The Gamer with no Damage

I was chosen to become a Gamer. No I didn't die, I was just chosen, just like that. Its like I just won something from a lottery ticket. Now that I am the Gamer, perhaps now I can accomplish my dreams? Ruling a kingdom, having a harem to tend to my desires, having enough power to easily destroy my enemies...Wait what? What do you mean my class is a Bard? SONUVA-! Slightly Evil MC!