Profits Are Everything! Explosions Are a Close Second! Then Image!

In the general scheme of things Marcei was pretty high up on the status charts. She was *that* close to becoming the new Trade Princess, and life couldn't really get much better. But it really sucked that now everything had to mess up. Marooning? Alliance and Horde conflict? Crazy pigmies? What? Goblin starting experience. UNDER REWRITE.