There's No Mistake

Have you ever heard of a "Government Conspiracy" before? You probably think that the people who believe it are all tin-foil lunatics. But I'm here to tell you that there's a huge movement, right under your nose, to try and destroy all you stand for. Just make sure they don't read it, okay? (Rated M for drug use, violence, death, and cursing. Loosely based off the song "Panda Hero")