I Propose a Toast

I was livin' it up with my besty-turned-housemate, enjoying the blissful freedom that came with an adult out of the house. Then I ended up smacking somebody in the face with a cactus and housing ten S-Ranked criminals. Cheers, to the universe and its strange ways of finding humor in my misery. Warning: Language & crude humor / Pairings undecided / I don't own Naruto / Crackfic