Summary
Clichés fall thick and fast in this parody. Dramione, soul-bonding, Harry's Slytherin!twin sister, Pure-blood!Veela!Hermione, Mary-Sue-ish fan-girls, Ministry marriage contracts, heirs of Gryffindor, hints of Super-Powerful!Harry, dimension-travel... it's all here! And more hells, probably. Enjoy! Pairing-wise, Draco/Hermione, and Blaise/Ginny with a soul-bond.