Romance novels have it all wrong (except for when they get it right)
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Hermione loves being single. Although maybe she doesn't love it as much as she thinks, especially when she's been reading too many romance novels which make her long for something more, which she knows doesn't exist, except maybe it does because didn't Snape love Lily like that? So, one day at work, Hermione says the stupidest thing to Snape anyone anywhere has ever said. Ever.