The Envy Song
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Summary
Have you ever heard The Llama Song? Was it a complete and total waste of your time? Good! Then here's an equally obnoxious and equally pointless parody of it, because yes, I really am that bored. Enjoy your pointless crack fic while I work on chapter four of MLMMCNTFSIWBS (AKA another pointless, albeit longer, crack fic).