The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug: Play-by-Play

Play-by-Plays: my thoughts during movies, unless they are in between two parentheses. Now I will warn you all that I have read the book, I will comment on that but I won't be that person. (I'd like to point out that I haven't read the Lord of the Rings books… yes see parentheses! So this means I went back in editing to write this. Why did I put that... you guys aren't stupid.)