The Thoughts of a Mentally Unstable Death Eater

Barty Crouch Jr. tries to excuse his insanity and contemplates other Death Eater related topics. This is a series of humorous drabbles. Some of the drabbles are not from Barty Crouch Jr.'s perspective, but most of them are. There's a bit of Bellatrix, Snape and the other Death Eaters later on. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter; it belongs to J.K. Rowling.