Sinquisition

Cullen and Miriana's most intimate moments are portrayed in full, poorly-written, adjective-filled smut that has everyone talking. It becomes the rage of the keep and Cullen is determined to squash this best seller at its source, much to Varric's amusement. NSFW: Sex. Bad innuendo. Humorous descriptions. And yeah, it's going to have its playful raunchy bits. No plot spoilers.