flavor physics

When straight-laced Marlene McKinnon catches her philandering boyfriend snogging Hufflepuff's biggest tart at the Marauders' end-of-the-year rager, she reluctantly enlists the help of his arch-rival to even the playing field. Unfortunately, said arch-rival is the same git who once turned her hair into snakes and thinks girls are just a varsity sport he's captain of. SB/MM