The Heir of Gryffindor
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Summary
It's January 1977 and the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry needs an urgent word with Lily Evans about the Heir of Gryffindor who has recently been discovered. Warning: PARODY (of 'Heir of Gryffindor' fanfictions.) Warning: Rated 'M' to be on the safe side on account of mention of economics. One-shot.