Summary
I am by nature a huge Ron fan, and therefore this tale will be a Ron Weasley-centric one. In a nod to J.K.R. 'do over wish' this tale is also a Harmione ship with extreme feminist Bashing as a side dish. In acknowledging this, the reader enters at 'their own risk' with the open worshipers of the Goddess Granger most likely to be offended.