The Team of Turtle Kunoichi Divas

Genderbend! AU. Aaron O'Neil was a normal guy who hadn't planned yet what he wanted to do with his life. At least that was before he met four mutant divas, a very smug and very evil son of Tang Shen who constantly attempted to kidnap him, aliens who were obsessed with his DNA and a...flirty hockey-girl? And what was with the purple-banded konoichi sending him certain looks? R&R