Carry Me Home

Carolina is flirting with York, Wash is chasing South, and Virginia is pining after Wash, but Agent West Virginia just wants to drown her sorrows in a glass of whiskey. However, Maine is looking surly, and he's headed straight for her...with a bottle of her favorite whiskey in hand. It's going to be a "carry me home" kind of night.(Edited 4/3/14: grammar and slight dialogue change)