Four Walking Disasters

So apparently the Dragonborn has returned, and is fighting for the fate of the world. Good for them. Because while that's going on we've got a kid lying his way into school, a woman with some bodily issues, an Orc trying not to get attached to her assassination target, and a cat who's really just here to cut hair. Not the people you'd ideally entrust the fate of Skyrim to, huh?