The Body Count

"What's your body count?" "Body count?" "How many wizards have you bagged, Granger. Besides Weasley, of course." "None besides Ron." "Just one! But you're twenty-four! Where's the fun in that?" After Hermione and Ron break up, Hermione is on a mission to up her body count. With Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy as her advisors, what could possibly go wrong? DRAMIONE FANFIC