Somebody to Love

ONESHOT: McGonagall thinks the monster in the Chamber of Secrets kidnapped Ginny. Harry thinks that's illogical. But what does the basilisk have to say? Because basilisks don't kidnap people, right? ...RIGHT? Or, Harry tries to be logical, but is proven wrong by a basilisk who doesn't understand the concept of pets. In other words: Asking questions leads to absurdity.