The Fat Lady's Suitors
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Summary
What happens when Cedric, Harry, and Seamus all compete for The Fat Lady's hand in eternal love? Throw in Hermione's demon cat and a hysterical Cho, as well as lots of bad singing (that doesn't break glass)...and you've got a nice recipe for chaos! :P Set before/after the 3rd and final task of the Triwizard Tournament. ONE-SHOT! CRACKFIC/PARODY! (make sure to read author's note!)