Slawoosh! (Part 1 of 3)

Part I: Wealthy Sheep Merchants are a Bad Omen! is about Sylvie and Zank (two immortal alchemists - not a couple, just close friends) as they board the pirate ship, Cadogan. There's a good bit of colloquial dialect for that time period, so if that gets to be a problem, let me know. There's also a lot of jumping around - like Baccanno! this is a pulp fiction.