Diversis Mundi Magia Actum

Waking up as the opposite gender? Uncomfortable, but not actually that hard to deal with. Surviving in the Madoka Magica universe? Difficult, but not impossible. Handling both at once while scrambling to keep the entire Holy Quintet alive until Walpurgisnacht dies, though? Yeah, and I might as well get Kyubey to stop being a sociopath while I'm at it. Stupid powers-that-be.