Henry's (Not-Really) Guide to Superheroism

So. Ray's on Vacation, Henry's Freaking Out, Jasper and Charlotte are overworked parents, and Schwoz is just There. Oh yeah, and there's a crime wave. And there's the even slighter issue that Henry is developing superspeed. Like Sonic-the-fucking-hedgehog superspeed. So this week is going great for Henry Hart so far. Rated T for Teenagers using Teenage Language