Frozen Coffee

"What, like a date?" He blurted out, his mind-to-mouth filter as degraded as the one in the coffee machine. Harry immediately clapped his hands over his mouth, failing to hold back in the words that had already fallen from his lips. (Or, the story where Harry believes that his boss, Tom Riddle, is a heartless robot...and then they go ice skating. Non-magic AU, TR/HP)