So God saw a Zombie Movie

I think we all knew that this was going to end badly. My name is Kyon. Me, Koizumi, and Nagato are all survivors of the zombie apocalypse, courtesy of one Haruhi Suzumiya. How did we not think that all those movies and games would come back to haunt us? Now, Mikuru's off in the future somewhere, and we're stuck in Japan with Haruhi as the last four people alive.