The Team Seven Turnaround

They aren't exactly what everyone expected. Sasuke isn't a broody avenger, but a witty pervert embroiled in the greatest bromance to ever grace the lands with his sensei, Kakashi. Naruko (formerly Naruto) is an idiot-savant transformed into the perfect(?) woman. Sakura inherited both her power and insanity from her mother and father, the strongest kunoichi ever. Kami save us all.