Eternal Lordship

Anno Domini 25.212 - as if anyone but me could know what that means. Do I know myself? Time lost meaning a long time ago for me. Great, another paradox. Thrown into a seemingly endless repetition of time, bound to this fate worse than death, I am finally at my wits end. I am Voldemort, cursed lord and master of this world in all eternity. To whom it may concern: Save me!