Summary
Hermione Granger is simply not interested in seventh-year traditions, least of all the Slytherin Spectacle, no matter what Ginny Weasley or anyone else says. That is, until she receives a very specific invitation... :: A seventh-year-in-a-world-without-Voldy fic. Mild adult themes. More than a little ridiculous, almost a crack-taken-seriously vibe. OS.