Ohtori Academy: A Contemporary Musical

Ever wonder what Ohtori Academy would be like if it was a musical made of parodies of modern pop songs? Yeah, me neither. Whatever the case, here it is. Laugh, cry, or throw your advanced biology textbook at the computer screen in anger. Please note that I do not own any of the songs parodied. First multipart fic, so please RxR. I value input and song suggestions.