Red, Blue or Green?

It is 10 years after the Final Battle. After her failed marriage with Ron, Hermione has found her calling as a counsellor for magical and non-magical people alike. She thinks she is finally happy; until a very unlikely patient walks through her door. Spoiler: It is NOT Draco. :P Disclaimer: I suck at summaries. Rated M for language, sexual content and other adult themes.