Sharp Calming Breaths

It's sixth year, and utter madness is coming to Hogwarts. Remus and Sirius are joining the staff as co-DADA teachers. The Marauder class is coming up from the past from Halloween til Christmas. Ron and Hermione are falling in love - but not with each other. And Draco makes Harry a very unusual offer. Same universe as Toujours Pur. Warning: my headcanon, slash, het, lil bit crack.