Hermione Granger Wants You (Dead)

If there was one thing Hermione Granger wished for in life it was a friend. At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry she is sure she will finally find the companionship she craves. That is, until she learns Harry Potter is in her year. When he is immediately popular, it is clear to her there is only one course of action to rectify the situation. She must kill Harry Potter.