Quarantine, Ketchup, and Zoom Calls

Texting!au in which Sirius wants to zoom call, Lily is holding up the entire thing by not liking ketchup, Marlene is somehow TikTok famous (?), and James would just like to watch Doctor Who with his girlfriend. Or: they may be in quarantine but that doesn't stop the squad from getting up to (socially distant) shenanigans.