A Sinner's Delight

After being caught by my archenemy, I refuse to let them have the satisfaction of having me as their prisoner. So I make sure that if I'm arriving in Hell, then they're going down with me. But it's not at all what I expect it to be. But with some new friends, my crazy mad scientist of a little brother, and a new job as a cafe co-owner, the afterlife isn't so bad. But the customers-