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Chuck Norris has had a bad day, and he is a very irritated Norris. It is then he finds out ponies don't have vaginal periods, and in his grumpy agitation decides to fix that with a good'old mass-rape of every mare in Equestria once a month. At the same time however, he does something horribly tragic in the process. Beware as he can fuck a mare faster than you can say "Disliked".