Sai's First Date

When Sai is asked out on a date by Ino, predictably he's clueless. Sai needs the advice and help of his friends if he wants this to be successful. Unfortunately for him, not one of them can agree. All the information he's getting from books, magazines, Naruto and the rest of his friends has left him even more confused than when he started. How will this date work out? T to be safe.