Visitor from the Neath

Alice is running toward Pendle, chased. A Fallen London gentleman is spending his holiday at the Iron Republic. Used to the madness of the Neath and friendly knife-and-candle game, what is gentleman lost in the rather dull County is supposed to do? But only what any citizen of the Neath would do in such a situation, add their own touch of personal Neath normality to the situation.