Sirius Black and the Mashed Cauliflower Piss
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Post-GoF crack fic. In which Sirius' attempts at getting control over Harry's life by adopting him turns into a mad day where a greasy git gets murdered by screaming Order members. Ron jerks off to dead Ladies, Kingsley is fabulous, freaky goblin magics, and will we ever know Harry's true identity? Will Sirius ever get his dream shag?