The Christmas Cat Caper

This fic was written for the 2014 Officer Lunchbox Secret Santa organized on Tumblr. I asked my Secret Santee, maryaun, to give me a number of words, Mad Libs style, and used them to write her a fic. [Verbs: ate, cursed, rolled; Non-RB name: Frodo; RB name: Gerald; Nouns: cat, family, gun, banana]