Love is the Only Rational Act

Minerva asked "What would you be doing were you not in Hogwarts?" She had expected the reply to be along the lines of sweets, sports, research or wild fashion. She certainly did not expect this. "Quite similar to your fantasy, I suppose. Were I not at Hogwarts, I would've spent the rest of my life with a dark, handsome wizards in a small stone cottage on the Iranian Plateau."