Trick or Treat or Kiss

"If you don't give me a treat," Alfred sung melodically as he danced a dumb dance, "I'll give you a trick, but if you don't care, I'll ask for a kiss!" Alfred was puckering his lips like a stupid bloating fish and was eagerly dauntless for a smooch. Arthur had enough sense to slam his door at him again. USUK, Rated T, please enjoy!