Astronomy in Reverse

As the third daughter of the Ruling Mother of Venus, Hermione supposes she should have expected that she would be the one that's most practical to be married off to some stranger half-way across the solar system, but that doesn't mean she likes the idea—because she doesn't. At all. Especially after she found out that she was betrothed to a boot-licking Martian named Draco Malfoy!