Project Hard-On

Gajeel hasn't had an erection in over a year. He deals with it, hasn't really let it bother him. Things change, though, now that he's in college and now that he's simping for arguably the university's sexiest woman, Mirajane Strauss. Mirajane learns his little secret and is determined to help Gajeel with his erectile dysfunction. Parodies of a bunch of different romance tropes.