Harry Potter Never Was

Tonight a new kid showed up. His name's Harry, and he's completely nutters. But he seems nice enough and he says some of the weirdest things (like he calls me Ron "Weasley" instead of Wesley-at one point he seemed to normal out a bit and explained it was because Weasley sounds more magical or something). From what I can tell, he thinks he's a wizard or something... -Ron Wesley 1991