AU : Conehead's Guide to Dating

Rumble is feeling blue. Fury, the one of his dreams, makes his processes glitch while in her presence & truthfully he has no real skills with wooing. Along comes Dirge, Thrust and Ramjet, said to have a long list of names when it comes to love. They agree to help their comrade but the targets they set for each other may prove to be their undoing: Flamewar, Air Raid & Slipstream.