Failing all Attempts to Make a Good Title
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Parody of the goings-on in the Glade. Teresa gets three adjectives to describe her skin, Thomas has an extremely dirty mouth, Gally keeps talking about these 'characters' and 'plot arcs,' and Newt is (square root of -1) feet tall. Complete crackfic, no pairings yet. Rated T for lots of language and some gore.