Mommy Dearest
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My name is f12g94r Matthews, and my mom is Jeanine Matthews. Everyone else just calls me F, but Mom doesn't like that. She gave me a bar code name so that she could track me wherever I went, so calling me "F" is improper and illogical. In the end, people always feel sorry for me, but I don't know why. I really love my mom.